The Cook’s Muzzle
May 9, 2016
San Diego, CA
Introducing…The Cook’s Muzzle. I invented this device last week, when I realized that I consume about a zillion calories, while I’m cooking dinner.
I always seem to start cooking about an hour too late, when I’m way past the point of making rational decisions about anything. And before you know it, I’m eating anything and everything in sight.
And so, I invented this simple device, which you wear while you’re cooking. It makes it impossible to consume unauthorized food products.
See!!! It’s impossible to eat while wearing The Cook’s Muzzle. No food is getting in here!
The Cook’s Muzzle isn’t just for cooking dinner either. You can wear it to prevent mindless gorging anytime you’re around food. My personal favorite….wearing it to parties where they’ll be lots of cakes and cookies. It’s also quite the conversation starter, except that you can’t really conversate while you’re wearing it. But, whatever! I assure you…you will meet interesting people nonetheless.
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hahahahah you are so funny ! This is brilliant! Where do I order one?! 😛
Glad you enjoyed it. Maybe I can start selling them on QVC, or at Target! I’ll let you know!
Hmmmm. Let’s do a GoFundMe campaign to manufacture a few thousand. They can also be used as a “Stop Talking” device.
I know, right?! Great minds think alike!