Wednesday has been cancelled. Not all of Wednesday. Just Weird Word Wednesday. It’s been cancelled for this week. It might be cancelled next week too.
Truth be told, I’m thinking of canceling Wednesday all together, every week. All of Wednesday. The Weird part of it and the regular part of it. No good ever comes of a Wednesday. It’s just an inexcusable extra day of work. There’s just no need for Wednesdays at all.
Let’s all agree to cancel Wednesdays. Until further notice. We can always bring them back if we miss them, but I really don’t think we’re gonna miss them at all.