Schmegglie: A piece of dirt, grime, or grotesqueness that appears on an object, and oftentimes, appears on one’s self. Can also refer to a loved one.
Interesting Facts: “Schmegglie” is often, and incorrectly, interchanged with the word “Schmeggmapony.” Schmeggmapony is the generic for the word “thing,” and is never used to denote something dirty or grotesque.
Examples of Use:
1. Yuck, there’s a schmegglie on the floor
2. Damn pigeon, schmegged me!
3. Schmegglie, I missed you!
4. Please hand me that schmeggmapony.
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