New Olympic Sports I’d Love To See

I was just out at a bar, watching some of the Olympic coverage on TV. And it got me thinking…how ’bout these newfangled Olympic Sports…….

Biathlon. Instead of skiing and shooting rifles, skiers are equipped with stun guns. Last skier standing is the winner.

Curling. Instead of sweeping on ice, the sweeping will take place at my house. Team that sweeps up the largest cumulative dust bunny, wins.

Ski Jump Combined. This combines ski jumping from those huge, scary jump ramps, with skeet shooting. Skiers launch off the ski jump ramp. Bang…a skeet flies up into the air. Bam…ski jumper tries to catch the skeet while in the air.

Admittedly weird. Possibly sick. Undoubtedly entertaining!